all jokes
Gundoosi evlo olliya iruku, apram yen ellorum adha gundoosi nu soldranga..
While take-off we are calling Aeroplane, but while landing why we are not calling Erangoplane ?
Paal podravan paalkaran, paper podravan paper karan, pichai podravan pichakarana ?
Me: 'dei unne paathe udane, ennaku 404 error varudh ra :)' Friend:'enne da, page not found eh ?' Me: 'Illada, ...words not found!'
pasu maadu en paal tharuthu? enaa athala tea coffee thara mudiathu
My AI model predicted correctly for the first time... ahh Vazhthukal, Vazhthukal… appo en crush um oru naal enai love pannuva!
I changed my password to “incorrect.” Ippo marandha udane system solradhu: “Your password is incorrect.”
Me: 'Why don’t you use Git?' Friend: 'I have… `commit`ment issues.'
Reporter:Annaiyar dhina vazhthukal,Rajini:AH Vazhthuka Vazhthukal'
Kozhi podura muttai la irundhu kozhi varum,vaathiyaar podra muttai la irundhu vaathiyaar varuvarah?
Namma project ah cloud la save panrom, oru naal mazhai vantha, ella data-vum leak aagidatha?
Dev 1: "How do you leave Vim?" Dev 2: "Escape is just a myth." 😅
Dev 1: "Why are you running rm -rf as root?" Dev 2: "I like living on the edge… and sometimes deleting it." 😅
Me: Mariyadhai theriyadha poo edhu ?
Me: 'irukku....inga etho theeyasakthi rukuuuu.......'
'nalla mattikita'
Me: 'Kozhi podra muttai la irunthu Kozhi varum, Vaathiyar podra mutta irunthu VAathiyar varuvarar'
me with maan: idhu enna , friend: maan , me after thookipotutu : ipo sallunu pochi la so ithu salman
friend 1: AI na enna da? friend 2: na padikama mark vaanguradhu dhan AI
Me: 'dei inda website traffic ah iruku nu katudhu da :)' Friend:'onu illa mama indicator potu orama poda' Me: 'Chiii... enda stunned akura oluga solu sollu da ena pananum nu'
dei machan yenaku yen lovera vida ne than da 1st positionla iruka (that poor guy dont know I use array as data structure)
Teacher: HTML full form enna da? Student: 'How to meet ladies nu nenaikiren mam
HR: “Why should we hire you?” Candidate: “Because you called me for interview!” 😅
Meen Vala vechirkaravana Meenavan nu solrom, Maan Vala Vechirkaravana Manavan nu solla mudiyuma?
Me: sunday annaiku sanda poda mudiyum aana monday annaiku mandaiya poda mudiyuma
Me: 'After Result :)' Friend:'Pochaaa solla muthaaa pochaaa! ' Me: 'Throkiii'
Me: 'dei summa iru daah unne paathe udane, ennaku 404 error varudh ra :)' Friend:'enne da, page not found eh ?' Me: 'Illada, ...words not found!'
Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
Junior: Sir code review pannunga😗, Senior: un code la mukkiyamma paper(logic) illaye, So Rejected😎!
Teacher: Why didn’t you complete your homework? Student: Sir, homework-na home la panna vendiyadhu thaan, school la kekkareenga. Logic wrong sir. 🤯
Books padipingala ? yes Enna book padikiringa ? facebook padipen
friend1: 'Dei variable na enna da?' friend2: 'un girlfriend maari change aagite irkum da'
situation [my friend going to home] me: dei pass vaagitiya ? friend: illa fail vaagiten
Me:'Ennachi',Friend:'DMK atchi'
Un Cake la best candle ah na illama irukalam , but You can still blow me
friend to me: 'Machan ne eludhuna code kooda commit aagudhu - aanaa neee??? Hukum..'
Dad is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime: God bless mommy and god bless daddy and god bless grandma and... goodbye grandpa.
What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai? Wire-eriyarthu
What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali? Naak-out
New Contributor: *creates 5th duplicate issue about same bug* Maintainer 1: 'Dei, check existing issues first da!' Maintainer 2: 'Every day same issue, different person!' Maintainer 3: 'Avana konjam solli niruthungada dei!'
Startup founder strategy: Eat 5 Star, pitch everything!
Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.
