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Gundoosi evlo olliya iruku, apram yen ellorum adha gundoosi nu soldranga..

Deepa

While take-off we are calling Aeroplane, but while landing why we are not calling Erangoplane ?

Deepa

Paal podravan paalkaran, paper podravan paper karan, pichai podravan pichakarana ?

Deepa

Me: 'dei unne paathe udane, ennaku 404 error varudh ra :)' Friend:'enne da, page not found eh ?' Me: 'Illada, ...words not found!'

Justin Juby

pasu maadu en paal tharuthu? enaa athala tea coffee thara mudiathu

Vishal Bhalaje

My AI model predicted correctly for the first time... ahh Vazhthukal, Vazhthukal… appo en crush um oru naal enai love pannuva!

MAGESH K B

I changed my password to “incorrect.” Ippo marandha udane system solradhu: “Your password is incorrect.”

MAGESH K B

Me: 'Why don’t you use Git?' Friend: 'I have… `commit`ment issues.'

Sarkie

Reporter:Annaiyar dhina vazhthukal,Rajini:AH Vazhthuka Vazhthukal'

BABA PARAAK

Kozhi podura muttai la irundhu kozhi varum,vaathiyaar podra muttai la irundhu vaathiyaar varuvarah?

Shash

Namma project ah cloud la save panrom, oru naal mazhai vantha, ella data-vum leak aagidatha?

Athiyaman

Dev 1: "How do you leave Vim?" Dev 2: "Escape is just a myth." 😅

Aathi

Dev 1: "Why are you running rm -rf as root?" Dev 2: "I like living on the edge… and sometimes deleting it." 😅

Aathi

Me: Mariyadhai theriyadha poo edhu ?

Hariharasudhan

Me: 'irukku....inga etho theeyasakthi rukuuuu.......'

HARI

'nalla mattikita'

harini

Me: 'Kozhi podra muttai la irunthu Kozhi varum, Vaathiyar podra mutta irunthu VAathiyar varuvarar'

Arun

me with maan: idhu enna , friend: maan , me after thookipotutu : ipo sallunu pochi la so ithu salman

keerthik

friend 1: AI na enna da? friend 2: na padikama mark vaanguradhu dhan AI

Harshini Priya MK

Me: 'dei inda website traffic ah iruku nu katudhu da :)' Friend:'onu illa mama indicator potu orama poda' Me: 'Chiii... enda stunned akura oluga solu sollu da ena pananum nu'

Dhakshnamoorthy A R

dei machan yenaku yen lovera vida ne than da 1st positionla iruka (that poor guy dont know I use array as data structure)

Suthiksha Aghoram

Teacher: HTML full form enna da? Student: 'How to meet ladies nu nenaikiren mam

Jannu

HR: “Why should we hire you?” Candidate: “Because you called me for interview!” 😅

Jeba kumar

Meen Vala vechirkaravana Meenavan nu solrom, Maan Vala Vechirkaravana Manavan nu solla mudiyuma?

Shakil

Me: sunday annaiku sanda poda mudiyum aana monday annaiku mandaiya poda mudiyuma

kavya

Me: 'After Result :)' Friend:'Pochaaa solla muthaaa pochaaa! ' Me: 'Throkiii'

Syed

Me: 'dei summa iru daah unne paathe udane, ennaku 404 error varudh ra :)' Friend:'enne da, page not found eh ?' Me: 'Illada, ...words not found!'

saimano05

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Sunil

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

Sunil

Junior: Sir code review pannunga😗, Senior: un code la mukkiyamma paper(logic) illaye, So Rejected😎!

Keerthivasan

Teacher: Why didn’t you complete your homework? Student: Sir, homework-na home la panna vendiyadhu thaan, school la kekkareenga. Logic wrong sir. 🤯

AnuVidhya lol

Books padipingala ? yes Enna book padikiringa ? facebook padipen

Gowtham T K

friend1: 'Dei variable na enna da?' friend2: 'un girlfriend maari change aagite irkum da'

Srinidhi

situation [my friend going to home] me: dei pass vaagitiya ? friend: illa fail vaagiten

Hemanth

Me:'Ennachi',Friend:'DMK atchi'

Sri Ram

Un Cake la best candle ah na illama irukalam , but You can still blow me

Karthi

friend to me: 'Machan ne eludhuna code kooda commit aagudhu - aanaa neee??? Hukum..'

Naa Dhan

Dad is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime: God bless mommy and god bless daddy and god bless grandma and... goodbye grandpa.

pradeep ravisankar

What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai? Wire-eriyarthu

Kingsmen

What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali? Naak-out

Kingsmen

New Contributor: *creates 5th duplicate issue about same bug* Maintainer 1: 'Dei, check existing issues first da!' Maintainer 2: 'Every day same issue, different person!' Maintainer 3: 'Avana konjam solli niruthungada dei!'

Harish Anbalagan

Startup founder strategy: Eat 5 Star, pitch everything!

Swetha

Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.

FOSS-Techie